Hey I’m taking may 1st off for <insert excuse here>

Or you can just call in sick that day too. Don’t mention it being for a protest or strike

You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw

Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago

He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive

Revanced has been abandoned by a majority of maintainers who have all moved to Morphe. Would highly recommend

https://abc7news.com/post/new-video-toilet-paper-being-set-fire-reviewed-part-investigation-southern-california-warehouse/18860399/

When it happens, this quote will be so much better to spin around than anything Charlie Kirk said

Context clues

I wouldn’t say it’s bad per se, but getting worse. If they go through with their app developer verification thing then it will definitively cross the threshold from “thin fucking ice” to shit

Mass🪦

These are not the same bug