I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

Cardassian and Federation technology don’t mix. They’re natural enemies! Like Romulan technology and Federation technology. Or Klingon technology and Federation technology. Or Federation technology with other Federation technology!

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

I’ve been trying little things to help brighten their day, like artisanal wallets or little jokes that I write down on cards and put in my pockets

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

“Ass Aryans? That’s like, two of my favourite things.”

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

Microsoft again?

He suffers from Kamala derangement syndrome