Satan’s on the phone, he’s looking for someone to brainstorm with…

The question is: donate to whom?

Look at goody two-shoes over here!

Start strategically: just buy your way into overturning money in politics. Fire with fire baby!!!

You’re lucky, buy it in cash and you get Venezuela half off.

Also, we have a great deal on US rust belt states, if you’re interested…

Get in the Catholic Church. Bribe, cheat and blackmail my way into being a bishop. Borgia my way into the papacy. Surround myself with loyalists and on my first Urbe et Orbi just be like: “Psych! ‘‘Twas all a big fat lie. God isn’t real and we’re all rapists!!!. FU all!!”

By then I have obviously put the entire Vatican archive on Wikileaks and signed the entirely of church land and property and property over to local NGOs.

Marxism as a hobby?

Ahoy, matey!