…but I can say its name!

(maybe)

Have you ever seen transcribed Georgian?

In Latin for example it’s just a “…near the noun? Whatever, just don’t be ambiguous."

It doesn’t need to be remotely close to the noun lol

Though Latin syntax can get annoying sometimes (when do I use the subjunctive? What’s the correct negation? Perfect or imperfect… maybe pluperfect? Which noun is this random genitive modifying?), it does make sense eventually. I guess that is also true for English, but I still mess up the tenses sometimes.

English syntax hard?

Yes. Sequence of tenses. It’s harder than Latin. As in, what the hell does “future-in-the-past” mean?
Or tenses (+aspect+mood) in general, I guess. You guys have too many of them.

As for the orthography, you know what is to blame. The Great Vowel Shift.

Is it imperative or bare infinitive?