In 1947, minimum wage was 40 cents an hour.
A 25 cent breakfast at a New York City fast food restaurant was fresh juice, eggs, pan cakes, or chipped beef on toast.
Know any place near you that offers a good $3.00 breakfast?
you couldn’t get someone to spit in your mouth for $3.00, man.
Nah, that’s an easy one. Find someone who would spit in your mouth for free. Then just give them $3 afterwards.
no no no, that’s not allowed, it’s not paying if they do it for free. that’s not commerce, that’s just kink.
To be fair, some states have a minimum wage twice the federal, so the price should be like $7. Still probably very few places.
Thank God Trump is addressing this by coating those horse statues in DC with 23.75 karat gold. That should fix things right up, for sure.
DC crackheads be scraping statues…
I had to tell my staff what their comp increases were. Previous three years it was 0. This year, everyone expected a correction. Nope 2%, 2.5 if you got an excellent rating.
The company hit 180% of earnings target.
But but the billionaires are creating so many JOBS!
It turns out we misheard them. They’re looking to create Jobs, as in the mythological figure who was tortured by a higher power for no real reason but remained slavishly loyal.
Wow, that’s a surprisingly apt reference
