More context: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50418016
Twitter comment from the post: https://twitee.co/timo_rf/status/2119604402164256843
Jokes aside, i feel sorry for his wife who was with him when he had nothing.
She can make him go back significantly closer to zero, should she wish. I wish her the best.
The AI bubble popping due to an Nvidia CEO crisis is the funniest possible outcome.
I can’t believe Jensen Huang fucked Kimi. SMHing my damn head.
Oh its only that thing that all these emotionally damaged dipshits do.
Going to be a tired joke but Jensen should’ve used a local model
That would be such a good title! Why didn’t I think of that? 😅
He has a local model at home. But apparently he thought that wasn’t good enough
That was beautiful ❤️
What is the point of screwing people over to become a gazillionaire if you are not allowed to get all the pussy you want?
Now selling the Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, CEO edition!
No need to write tearful letters to your company and family, or dive out off sight during a coldplay concert or ask your friend how to slip your wife anti-std pills if you’re a CEO who wears our Keep-It-In-Your-Pants-Pants, patent pending.
Edit:
Who do I have to suck off to get a 5090? DM me.
Apparently Jensen Huang.
But what if i am not into leather jackets?
I have to imagine his one rule is, “the jacket stays on.”
Better than the black dress socks
My brain interpreted that as a tiny leather jacket condom…
How do you feel about an uncomfortable number of spatulas?
I kind of feel bad about the immense amount of Schadenfreude I currently have. No pity for mr. leather jacket smugface though. He deserves to be punished.
Where is my AI Chinese girlfriend?
On huggingface
Newsworthy:
- Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with an alleged Chinese spy
Irrelevant:
- The woman’s modelling career.
- Jensen’s wife and family. It would’ve been just as bad if they had an open relationship, or if he was single.
The woman’s modelling career.
WDYM? The joke about Chinese models (like Qwen, DeepSeek, etc.) won’t work without this.
100% agreed on the modelling, But I do think the family angle is relevant. The fact that the affair was illicit is what potentially gave the affair partner leverage over him. It’s entirely possible he gave up more than he normally would have in order to keep the affair quiet. A single person who just wants some privacy likely wouldn’t give up much if the partner started making threats.
Sure, that’s a good point. Blackmail would indeed have been more likely to succeed, if the affair hadn’t been exposed at this time.
Unless he hired said model to use as plausible deniability (and for sex) while knowingly smuggling $2billion dollars worth of chips to China.
