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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    “AND flight.”

    - Geese

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    Chickens naturally fly. Not well or far, but they can get in a tree to roost if they want. That’s why they get their wings clipped.

    Farmers take that away from them, so all they have left is fight.

    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Imagine if someone came along and clipped all the fingers off your hand…

      • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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        I think it’s more like clipping some of your toes so you couldn’t run too far.

        • Gladaed@feddit.org
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          More accurately toenails. Only the feather is cut, as far as I know.

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            I think both ways are done. Never felt the need to do either with mine though. They know when to come in for the night regardless.

      • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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        Yup.

    • averyminya@beehaw.org
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      I also want to include turkeys even though they’re not included in the image. Turkeys like running down hills, since they’re perfect runways for takeoff. Then they land in lower-hanging sturdy branches.

      It’s quite cute.

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        turkeys straight up fly, they’re not even semi flighted like chickens

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    Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.

    • ThermonuclearCactus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

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    deleted by creator

  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fight or flight. Backwards, why?

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    Its funny how most people don’t know chickens can really fly. A wild or yard bird roosts in the tops of trees.

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    Begun, the Emu Wars have.

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Emu vs Australia

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      It’s their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now

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    Why Dodos never get a fair shake I’ll never know.

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      Well, if dodos had a Glock they would not have been hunted to extinction now, wouldn’t they ?

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        Truly, dinosaurs with guns ! Glocks to stave off the extinction of the species ! What a wonderful idea, I would have never thought of that, somehow I must have heard about it somewhere before, surely !

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    Crosspost this to c/linuxmemes !!

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    the first two are really “holding” their weapons à la veggie tales

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      Veggie tails holds weapons? That christen propaganda is a lot more hardcore than I remember.

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        Veggie Tales is Antifa

        https://www.reddit.com/r/VaushV/comments/zqsxes/the_creator_of_veggietales_has_popped_off_this/

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          That’s fantastic. Now I will no longer feel any guilt whatsoever while rocking out to the cheeseburger song.

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          Well Ok then.

  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Some people argue that penguins “fly” under water since their movements resemble flying much more than the swimming of other swimming birds

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      And some people are serial killers

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        True. Most of them flightless for real fr

        • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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          Wait, most? There are some penguins that can fly?

          • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            It was about the “some people are serial killers” and as I pointed out in my first comment, most penguins fly under water since there movement resemble flying much more than swimming

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              Damn, the 5 year old idiot in me was so excited there for a second before reason and reality killed his spirit yet again.

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                I’m glad I gave you 5 secs of pure joy. That’s alot in an adult life

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