Pro@programming.dev to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbatewww.biometricupdate.comexternal-linkmessage-square237fedilinkarrow-up1680arrow-down120
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minus-squaretreadful@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up120arrow-down1·2 days agoImagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
minus-squareintheformbelow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62arrow-down1·2 days agoShe just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 days agoI want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
minus-squareOpisek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoNarrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
minus-squarescarabic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·23 hours agoI mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot. “Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.” “Sustained!”
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 days agoDude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
minus-squareBaron Von J@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down2·2 days agoBetter not break his arms.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoDid homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
She just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.
“Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”
“Sustained!”
Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
Better not break his arms.
Did homie ever make money off that? Of just terminated his reddit account?
Ew