The fleet of Gen-Xer mid-life-crisis-mobiles standing motionless, looking ready to pounce at any second to lecture you on testosterone replacement therapies and cold plunges, is an even bigger eyesore than the decaying mall providing the backdrop.

What an amazing and accurate description of the cybertruck.

Good

Surely the cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history? And it’s not even close would be my guess. I wouldn’t even take one at $20,000.

That’s good news. We’ll need more local scrap metal with the new tariffs on metal imports.

Dystopia realized.