PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square164fedilinkarrow-up1781arrow-down112
arrow-up1769arrow-down1imageAre you a law-abiding citizen?lemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square164fedilink
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoCan confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoSo what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoNope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house. /blinks franticly at the camera
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month ago …be… sure… to… drink… your… ov- You son of a bitch
Can confirm, no warrent carrying vampires have gotten into my house without permission from someone inside.
So what I’m gathering here is that you do indeed have vampires inside
Nope, absolutely no vampires here, definitely none at all, no siree. No vmpires in this house.
/blinks franticly at the camera
You son of a bitch