If someone can have a go at alt-texting this I’ll ad it to the post. I don’t even know where to start with this one…
I have to frame this
What the fuck. This is my favorite thing now
I’ve been waiting/wishing for Lower Decks to put the Emissary into backgrounds of photos of historic baseball games. He is above time now, so it stands to reason he would attend.
Solok: “The baseballs are loaded, the count’s three baseballs and two anti-baseballs and the infield baseball rule is in effect, right?”
Sisko: “Except for the word ‘baseball,’ that was complete gibberish.”
This post was actually made significantly better for me by the fact that the thumbnail did not appear. So I read the title entirely, and saw what community it was in, before seeing the image. I knew half of what I was about to get (Sisko in the Pondering My Orb meme), but the baseball was unexpected and actually made me snort out loud.
A photoshop of the painting “Pondering the Orb,” by fantasy artist Angus McBride. A wizard sits at a table staring at a crystal ball, his face illuminated by the orb’s glow. The wizard’s face has been replaced by Sisko’s, while the crystal ball has been replaced with a baseball.
I would amend that slightly to
The wizard’s face has been replaced by that of Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space 9
To be more specific about precisely who it is so it’s clear from the caption that this is a Star Trek reference. (I’m not sure just the name “Sisko” is good enough.)
Or alternatively, I would change it in precisely the opposite way and describe him as being “a black man with a goatee”, to describe just the visual inputs that a sighted person would experience when looking at the image, and let the reader infer who it is the same way a sighted person would.
But I definitely prefer the more specific option.
Fair. I assumed “Sisko” was sufficient if the reader was aware they were in a Star Trek-related community.
Thanks, added!
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentleman, in tonight’s performance of Deep Space Nine, the role of “Ben Sisko” will be played by Bill “Spaceman” Lee.
RSN: Let’s talk about pitching, and pitchers. We’ll start with Oil Can Boyd.
BL: The Can! Man, he’s a great story. As a matter of fact, if they ever do Satchel Paige’s life story, Oil Can should play the lead role. He’s Satchel, incarnate! I was sort of a left handed Paige, myself, but The Can was the real deal.
RSN: I brought up Oil Can because he threw such a variety of pitches, and from a lot of different arm angles. Warren Spahn, meanwhile, said you only need two: the one the hitter’s looking for, and the one he’s not. Where do you fit in?
BL: I know it’s a cliche, but pitching is like real estate: location, location, location. That, and changing speeds. It takes guts and confidence to throw slow stuff over the plate, but you have to do it. Greg Maddux pitches like the Spahn quote. He gets hitters looking for one thing and freezes them with another. I think he looks at the plate differently than other pitchers. He looks at it in three-dimensions, with a spatial relationship.
RSN: What did you throw, and how hard?
BL: I could get as high as 90, but I was mostly around 86. I could be pinpoint at 85-86, so that’s where I stayed most of the time. I threw a change and breaking ball, too. Sometimes a cutter off my fastball. My change was like a screwball. I threw a 12-to-6 curve, sort of like Barry Zito does now. And I knew enough to stay away from guys who were hot.
RSN: Tell us about that.
BL: There are times when you have to pitch around guys who are hitting everything. Derek Lowe, for instance, has the problem of not knowing when a hitter is dangerous. Sometimes you can’t attack every hitter. You have to stay away from the guys who are hot. Of course, sometimes the whole team is hot and then you need to get lucky. I once saw Catfish Hunter give up seven consecutive fly-outs to the warning track.
RSN: It sounds like you might be a believer in charts on hitters, more than pitching to your own strengths.
BL: I believe you should know the hitters, but you should KNOW them — not have to rely on charts. That’s one of the problems with baseball. There are too many academics and slide rule guys, and not enough baseball guys. Why use charts when you can use your mind? That’s what your neurons are for.
