Never mind the bird; everything else about this is fucking ridiculous! I’m talking about both the concept of sending the waste to be composted that far to begin with, and doing do in a truck instead of a train. It’s stupidity².

She’s made it to the promise land

I’m guessing that’s the equivalent of a human going on a cruise and spending the entire thing in the buffet table.

I support this. Seagulls belong in the trash anyway and the human versions should be in isolated vessels out in the ocean as well.

That’s a long distance for an orange peel to go

Work smart, not hard.

“The in-transit snacks leave something to be desired” -LadyGull

Pretty sure this program will be shitcanned by the Big Beautiful Bill (to make everywhere Mississippi).

That bird found some particularly good filth to feast on, and when it was loaded onto a truck said “I’m going with.”

Now now, maybe the other papers published by the bluesky account are just that terrible