Is it bad if I’m already thinking this is this year’s theme song

Edit: because I missed an opportunity.

I know, right?

for the record, this might give you an idea of how much floof that thing has. They’re where we get angora wool from.

they’re bookies… and they use wombats as enforcers.

I reckon the quokka is more cute than the bunny.

I dunno. rabbits have it on floof if you go with the angora. Quokka take it on charm, though.

fucker maced a harmless bunny…

granted the bunny was punching well above it’s fluffy weightclass. :)

Unfond of the cold white shit!

Never underestimate what a small creature can do.

I had the distinct displeasure of being a manager over a jackass that maced a bunny. (It was begging for food and he freaked out.)

Buns panicked, ran up his pantleg and went all Spawn of Caerbannog on his balls.

Dunno if he was emasculated, but you’d think it by his screaming. (It wasn’t just that it got nibbly. Buns was soaked in OC spray he was definitely not supposed to have.)

Buns found a good home with the animal rescue lady, too. She was decidedly less frosty when I asked for a copy of her report so we could put in his file.

As an American, it’s mostly just a joke.

A lot of it has to do with nature documentaries that focus on the extremely misunderstood but potentially deadly animals. For clicks, they tend to play up how dangerous/viscuous/whatever they are. (See every shark show ever)

Like quoka aren’t really talked about, either.

i always catch recommendations from the help desk librarians. Some of the best books I’ve read I’d never have picked up otherwise. We were chatting about it and they decided to plug in the books I gave good feedback for, just to see.

It was a comical five minutes.

that sounds like they’re defrauding you.

or not.

I’m okay with taking multiple tries.

Where we eat the corpses of all the billionaires we’ll be killing. No sense in letting that meat go to waste!

don’t eat junk food! instead, compost and eat the veggies.

Only if we’re talking about food.

Steggo is BSST-o

yarn bombing is dangerous. Make sure to bring adequate needles and hooks to do the job properly.

also please remember, Puce and Green are hideous colors together. use them appropriately.

“okay, so we’re doing the bad idea, yeah?”

Gotta love a dig at MacDonalds.

Based.

<*bapp*>

Brutal.