• Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
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    2: Top tier. I would suck a curly fry-wrapped dick as a side dish to my communion.

    8: As pictured, yes. With their typical batter style that allows the onion to slide out? Fucking garbage. 1: A solid choice that reheats well and consistently delivers the yum.

    7: Tasty and a fun puzzle as you try to reconstruct the potato.

    3: Plain tots? Fuck outa here. Bump that shit up with some totchos.

    4: Good in theory, dry as fuck in practice. Texture is inconsistent and offensive to autism.

    5: What the fuck is wrong with you? Deadass. Explain your trauma to me.

    6: Somehow chalk that reheats into more chalk. Your mom said not to fast food and then pulled these out the oven. Worse than a sweet potato fry.