• Hobo@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I regret to inform you that Nintendo is suing you for using their copyrighted trademark “Nintendo” without express written consent. That will be an additional $80/per minute to exist. Failure to pay will result in no longer existing.

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      I’m sorry, but your comment violates my software patent on the concept of posting jokes on social media. That will be $2500, I only accept PayPal™.