Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. … (soft elevator music starts playing)
Multi-voice: We are one. All drone concerns are the concerns of the Collective. Please stand by while we connect us to a representative. Our assimilation is important to us… [Borg Muzak intensifies]
Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!
Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. … (soft elevator music starts playing)
Me: INDIVIDUAL! Connect me to an Individual.
Connect me to your inexplicably, lore-breakingly horny queen!
Idk, wanting to assimilate everything definitely could count as a fetish It’s basically Vore with extra steps.
Yes ma’am.
Multi-voice: We are one. All drone concerns are the concerns of the Collective. Please stand by while we connect us to a representative. Our assimilation is important to us… [Borg Muzak intensifies]