I mean… he probably tried.

Does that make Gul Dukat… Stan?!

I still believe that Section 31 was a non-Trek script, heavily adapted into a Trek thing.

His only alternatives would have been to vote for a Democrat, or stay home and risk a Democrat being elected.

Aww 🥰

mini mum

Maybe they follow the ancient Egyptian model?

You’ve got to hand it to him, though.

“Shady Pines Delta, Reg!”

“Let’s try this next place, I heard a friendly fellow named Tingle lives there.”

Do they offer group discounts?

It’s why Gene created the series!

Hello, JG Ballard, big fan!

Episode idea: Someone creates a cat cafe program, but they find themselves unable to leave when one of the cats falls asleep on their lap.

Proper function = orgy.

Malfunction = borg-y.

LOL, we had that guy, but our local liquor store would sell them under the counter, too!

“Guess I picked the wrong day to quit Ketracel-white!”

Don’t worry, Shatner took a bath in Hai Karate before leaving the house.