“Dead by stardate 5928.5! Dead by stardate 5928.5!”

AI: The grift that became a cult.

The paperboy that tossed that old-timey newspaper has one HELL of an arm!

Oh look, the workers built a statue of Elon:

Welcome back, Stamets!

Hmm, could be the whipped cream from an Irish coffee 😋

Cat Venom?

If an administration can threaten liberal institutions today, he argued, “what would stop a leftist administration from targeting churches and synagogues tomorrow?”

There will be no leftest administration. That’s the GOP plan, fool.

“'Cause through the drama, I can always depend on my mama”

“It worked, Tuvok and Neelix are alive!”

bag of holding

bag of AAAAHHHRGGG!

I’m always happy to see bad news for Tesla (and by extension, Elon), but they’ve survived so much despite their mismanagement it feels like we’ll never be rid of them.

And THAT’S how you lose holodeck privileges.

Way better than marshmallows!

“Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test begins.”

Especially the version with carnivorous marshmallows!

“The Stanford marshmallow experiment was a study on delayed gratification in 1970 led by psychologist Walter Mischel, a professor at Stanford University.[1] In this study, a child was offered a choice between one small but immediate reward, or two small rewards if they waited for a period of time.”

The joke is that in this version of the experiment, the child isn’t being tested, the marshmallow is. And in this case, the marshmallow has decided to eat this one child instead of waiting until later, when it would have been allowed to eat two children.

Patrick McDonnell works in a very traditional comic strip style. He’s heavily influenced by George Herriman (Krazy Kat), and other cartoonists of that era.

I prefer to think of him as “Subject C”.

Gotta be careful with that stuff!

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