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Stay tuned for the sequel!
“Warp factor Zzzz…”
I’ve heard they come and go, they come and go.
Does your life suck? Well, it’s somebody’s fault. And Trump is going to make them pay.
You can’t win, Kane!
That’s why we need the Orbital Ion Cannon.
Or, they finally receive a communication from Starfleet that says: “Voyager, hold present position. You are now Federation Colony ‘Delta 1.’”
“Comb the desert, you hear me? Comb the desert!”
“There are ZERO MOTHS!”
… there’s no way to tell.
The new dictator has declared the previous freedoms obsolete.
Well I do hope they get that in the right order!
And the dreaded drop-kick!
“Take us up to warp 11, I’m feeling randy.”
It was equipped with “The Screenwriter and Director are Pretty Sure The Audience Doesn’t Know High School Physics” Drive. Very powerful!
“Ain’t nothing for me to come through and shut the club down, sir.”
No, but actually…