DHS launched a new ICE campaign to recruit brave and heroic Americans to join ICE as federal law enforcement agents and remove the worst of the worst criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.
Okay guys, here me out…join ICE, get student loans forgiven…and then be a bumbling idiot at your job. Let people get away bcz youre out of breath. Fuck up the paperwork bcz youre too incompetent to read. Just be the absolute worst employee at your job, like ever. And then when they ask you about it just shrug and say, IDK, I guess I’m stupid…
My guess is that the benefits only pay out after you’ve been employed a certain number of months or years. So if you get fired for incompetence you probably won’t get the benefit, or you’ll be required to pay it back.
It’s worse than that. You need to get results based on the videos we’re seeing. In other words, you would need to deport people and break up families to earn your debt forgiveness.
Okay guys, here me out…join ICE, get student loans forgiven…and then be a bumbling idiot at your job. Let people get away bcz youre out of breath. Fuck up the paperwork bcz youre too incompetent to read. Just be the absolute worst employee at your job, like ever. And then when they ask you about it just shrug and say, IDK, I guess I’m stupid…
My guess is that the benefits only pay out after you’ve been employed a certain number of months or years. So if you get fired for incompetence you probably won’t get the benefit, or you’ll be required to pay it back.
It’s worse than that. You need to get results based on the videos we’re seeing. In other words, you would need to deport people and break up families to earn your debt forgiveness.