[a farmer is talking in front of an angry crowd, pitchforks and all] I use the worst pesticides on my crops, raise animals in cramped conditions, take their babies away for slaughter, and have little respect for the environment
[the same farmer is talking in front of a now happy crowd, hearts and all] I’m a small local independent farmer though
In EU (Spain) you don’t touch eggs in the supermarket, they are in the carton box and you pick the 6 or 10 pack, usually.
You just take 2-3, wash them with a bit of water, fry them, then wash you hands when you finish cooking as you should anyway.
That easy.
Same thing here in Denmark though we refrigerate our eggs for no apparent reason.