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I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3130/
- Van Halen has a song; Jump! - Might as well 
 
- Typically, the reverse way you got up. Otherwise, I’d look for something tall to fall/transfer to. Then firefighter slide down the stilt if you’re still too high and there’s no other way down. - Or you can skip finding something tall and just Firefighter slide down off a stilt if you wanna look cool. 
- There really is an xkcd for everything. 
- Find a table saw. Push it to its side then cut left stilts then right then left. - hop into a woodchipper and jump off with very good timing 
 




