i have a much more expedient method called “stick a very long hygrometer into the dirt every hundred meters in a grid, and move towards increasing moisture”

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“Anableps anableps” is an amazing species name

uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.

lamarr, get out of there!

obviusly

also like, he’s already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.

not until i shove my legs into soil

reverse clark kent

it’s fucking baffling, even the people we all remember as being the definition of evil are also remembered as being quite serious (in public at least), but modern fascists seem utterly hell-bent on being remembered as parodies that were somehow 100% real

Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.

i hope that helps

i have changed your gender, pray i do not alter it further

i’m becoming increasingly convinced that a lot of admin workers are just a bit evil, every decision seems to be guided by “what is the most egregious way i can misinterpret and mangle this paperwork?”

just recently there was a guy here in sweden who was fucking pronounced dead for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and courts ruled that it was an honest mistake??? like what the fuck, why are random admin workers seemingly a separate untouchable ruling class?? We’re not even talking about rich people, it’s just Mary in accounting who is arbitrarily allowed to redirect your wage to her bank account and go unpunished.

i mean there are absolutely a bunch of people who’d love to do this, if someone made sure they have food and clothes and stuff.

what are you gonna be more likely to poke, an insect that’s still or an insect making weird-ass movements?

this is why we have inaturalist, whenever you see a weird animals or plant or whatever, just snap a pic and upload it to inaturalist and let others figure it out.

Worst case you’ve just documented that the Common Shitass is now invasive to your area, best case your 5 seconds of effort is the only thing that let humanity realize we missed a whole lineage of unique beetle species.

it’s a morphological category, not cladistic.

Like how “tree” is any plant with a thick robust trunk and branchy crown.

the tail is part of the spine, our tail ends BEFORE the butt

these fish plushies are unironically the ideal cat toy: they’re the perfect size for the cat to latch onto and bunny kick to their heart’s content, there’s nothing on them that would harm the cat, and i bet they absolutely soak up scents like a sponge (which cats love).