the only valid alternative medicine is animal therapy, it’s fucking wild that we aren’t prescribing kitten baths (that is, laying on the floor and having 50 kittens poured out of a basket onto you) as step #2 for everyone who isn’t allergic.

like yeah it’s not gonna cure cancer (i mean who knows, imagine if it turns out it does lmao) but gods does it make it easier to bear with things