resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up161arrow-down1external-linkBrett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North Carolinawww.bbc.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squaretehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoTurns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
minus-squarevrighter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoplanes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick. So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agohe miracled away the wheels.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoHe’s only rated for clouds of glory.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·3 days agoSilly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️
Turns out, Jesus has absolutely no idea how to fly a plane.
planes don’t have a wheel in the cockpit. They have a yoke or a stick.
So when he asked Jesus to take the wheel, Jesus probably stole the landing gear, where the wheels are. Pretty easy misunderstanding to happen
he miracled away the wheels.
He’s only rated for clouds of glory.
Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. 🤷🏼♂️