IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoSteadylemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1912arrow-down119
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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·2 months agoA dead patient has steady vitals too.
minus-squaresnooggums@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoDead patients don’t have any vitals at all.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 months agoAre their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter
minus-squareKnuschberkeks@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agothey are null. People say “he’s got no pulse”, not “his pulse is zero”
minus-square𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agotbf you cant swing a domestic feline with steady vitals without hitting a programmer here
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThey don’t respond therefore are null pointers.
minus-squareInnerScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoYou could even say they have the stediest vitals of them all.
A dead patient has steady vitals too.
Dead patients don’t have any vitals at all.
Are their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter
they are null. People say “he’s got no pulse”, not “his pulse is zero”
Found the programmer
tbf you cant swing a domestic feline with steady vitals without hitting a programmer here
They don’t respond therefore are null pointers.
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You could even say they have the stediest vitals of them all.