If I had a gun in my hand, and war criminal and leader of russia Vladimir Putin were standing in front of me. I’d aim at that PoS, pull the trigger repeatedly until it empties, then reload, and keep shooting at his fucking face until he is dead. And I will kick his face, piss and shit on him, and teabag him.
Same with every other threat to freedom and democracy such as: Xi, Kim Jong Un, and [… redacted, my laywers had advised me not to finish the list for legal reasons]
Pretty sure this is legal to say, isn’t it? A pretty harmless joke, not even a real threat, besides, I’m not in russia so it doesn’t count as a real threat, right? But reddit would surely just delete it as appeasement to the world leaders.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Lemmy test this:
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If I had a gun in my hand, and war criminal and leader of russia Vladimir Putin were standing in front of me. I’d aim at that PoS, pull the trigger repeatedly until it empties, then reload, and keep shooting at his fucking face until he is dead. And I will kick his face, piss and shit on him, and teabag him.
Same with every other threat to freedom and democracy such as: Xi, Kim Jong Un, and [… redacted, my laywers had advised me not to finish the list for legal reasons]
Pretty sure this is legal to say, isn’t it? A pretty harmless joke, not even a real threat, besides, I’m not in russia so it doesn’t count as a real threat, right? But reddit would surely just delete it as appeasement to the world leaders.
DEATH TO PUTIN. SLAVA UKRANI! 🇺🇦
I’d shoot Toby. Twice.
Toby fox? I thought he was a cool guy…
Toby Flenderson. I hate so much about the things that he chooses to be.
You should probably focus on getting away once he’s dead.
But I want the wikipedia page to be funnier!
(seriously tho, I doubt I’d ever get away, FSB is no joke)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.