I’m indigenous so I’m lactose intolerant … but you build a tolerance to it all little by little over time. About ten years ago I got it that I could drink a huge milkshake (triple chocolate for those wondering … chocolate milk, chocolate ice cream, chocolate sauce with a good shot of vanilla … it was like dessert crack). I drank regularly all summer and by the fall, I had gained ten pounds and didn’t notice the discomfort anymore.
Stopped for the winter and went to do it again the next spring and I felt like my insides wanted to become my outsides. I had to slowly build my tolerance again little by little.
Also good for when you are not, in fact, lactose-intolerant, but prefer to shit like a sheep. You might get light-headed, though, as a side effect.
… or so I was told.
I’m indigenous so I’m lactose intolerant … but you build a tolerance to it all little by little over time. About ten years ago I got it that I could drink a huge milkshake (triple chocolate for those wondering … chocolate milk, chocolate ice cream, chocolate sauce with a good shot of vanilla … it was like dessert crack). I drank regularly all summer and by the fall, I had gained ten pounds and didn’t notice the discomfort anymore.
Stopped for the winter and went to do it again the next spring and I felt like my insides wanted to become my outsides. I had to slowly build my tolerance again little by little.
This is maybe pedantic, but you don’t really build tolerance. You just build a flora that handles the lactose for you, i.e. bacteria.
yeah this did not work for me.
you know what DOES work?
LACTAID!!! woo pharmaceuticals
Also good for when you are not, in fact, lactose-intolerant, but prefer to shit like a sheep. You might get light-headed, though, as a side effect.
… or so I was told.
I miss milkshakes. Used to be able to inhale them when I was younger. These days… yeah I can’t handle the aftermath.