Hey, I’ve seen this one!

I worked at a video rental store when it came out.

Also, my VCR is in perfect working order, and it shall remain as such until proven otherwise.

>_>

Thanks, now I don’t have to watch the movie.

Can’t look on the edges because the coastline is infinitely long.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight 
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
Oh, I’m prayin’ somebody tries to break in here tonight 
(Shoot to kill now, shoot to kill)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk 
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk? 
Because I’m trigger happy
Trigger happy every day

In 2028 a neoliberal won’t get shoved down our throats again

I’ll believe that when I see it.

Totally different people.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

I logged in last week and my inbox was having a party. “Oh shit, what landmine did I step on? I don’t recall saying anything too controversial…” Turns out it was just you fine folks commenting on the meme I try to post every October.

And they flock to threads like this. Every time. Like it’s their job.

Russia Today, of course.

Just like Russia has been “liberating” Ukraine.

Look at the mods. It’s a tankie bar.

A clearer screencap is good, but nothing hits quite like, um… Impact.

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