be me
be 20
be on a beautiful beach on the other side of the continent
be playing Zelda on game boy color
be sunburned for the rest of vacation

When I was in grade school we loaded up Logo and wrote scripts to make the turtle do abstract art.

is old

>_>

I do use DDG as my default. I was using “googling” for the sake of making a witty remark. Even so, the results are usually comparable - the first couple dozen results are mostly AI/SEO slop.

I used to be good at googling information I needed. Then Google changed what googling does.

Foley is Good.

IT DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER.

Put it on the record.

I was doing okay up until reading this comment. Now I’m hungry.

Good trial run, Carl. Next time we should try adding the coconut.

Over there, you’ll never feel at ease.

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

Hey, no sprocket-shaming.

looks around at the state of the world

On its head? Seems to be the default.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

The hexagon was invented by Pappus Alexandria, centuries before the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam.

Base game got boring, I recommend the Ringfarers expansion.