The president had said living here, in the nation’s 26th-most-populous city, was like “living in hell.” Portlanders mostly met the news with confusion.
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The president had said living here, in the nation’s 26th-most-populous city, was like “living in hell.” Portlanders mostly met the news with confusion.
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Portland is terrible! They have this welding shop that just totally rules and the guys there must fight ninja snipers just to get to work every day. Oh you think that’s funny? You’ve fought ninja snipers? Well these are gay! Gay ninja snipers! There’s rumor that there are trans gay ninja snipers from the LGBTQ legion among them…you can hold a Katana with your asshole, but believe me, the trans gay ninjas can swing one. Terrible situation, needs nukes.
If they serve a brunch buffet, then I am going.