skeleton
you misunderstand. a Skeloton is a spooky stationary bike that steals your data, but it’s very expensive. You could buy a knockoff skelaton, but it’s more economical, privacy-protecting, and environmentally friendly to just use a dead body you already have lying around.
Just get a human skeleton & ride it like god intended!
(It still steals you data, but it’s for Mr Satan, so you get your hell more personalized & cozy.)
What’s this subliminal antivax meme shit going on in the skeleton image?
After the bodies in your basement decompose, don’t forget to move the skeletons to your closet.
Is that how you can get away with murder? Dress up in a costume when transporting body, if people ask, say it is for a halloween prank
Happened at least once sometime within the last decade, a dead body hanging from a tree in October, took at least a week for people to realize it wasn’t just a spooky decoration 😳
I think there was a Simpsons joke similar to this on their Sublemmy a few days ago with the mafia dumping "yard trimmings’
What’s with the cringe meme in the background? “Injured thousands of people with vaccines”?
You know as a thumbnail i never even saw the meme behind it
E- Looks like its some form of “eat the rich” mockery?
Yeah, like I’m busting up the concrete again.
The dead bodies in the basement won’t stop dancing (kinda lewdly at that).
I won’t have that displayed to the public, this is a respectable household.
I’ll just have to source a local rich person instead, they are always in stock lately.
I actually have an actual human skeleton under my bed right now. Seriously not joking.
Why are you hiding under your bed?
Just sleep on the bed like a normal person.
(jk - false/sarcastic gatekeeping for comedic purposes, do whatever floats you goat skeleton)Why? Shouldn’t they be standing upright in the corner of whatever room one enters when they come through your front door??
People gets freaked out when they see it. At first it was even taking away my sleep.
This is a message Demented are Go could really get behind.
We were supposed to keep them in the basement?? That would have been SO much easier ha ha!