Bean me up

Before you zoom-zoom

Don’t leave me hanging round

Like a legume

“Hey Dr. House, up for some parisses squares in the holodeck?”

“No thanks. I’m a doctor, not a douchebag.”

Looks like pierogi. Dumpling instead of pasta, usually potato-filled.

“It was ME, Barry! I shredded the arm of the couch, I knocked the takeout off the counter while you were in the bathroom. I slipped through a seam in the wall to throw up in your slippers inside the closet! It was all ME!”

His name is Wobert Pauwson.

Part of me expected gagh-os, and I don’t know if I’m relieved or disappointed.

Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.

No, I mean I don’t use them needlessly or whatever. I kinda use them to sorta let my thoughts buffer.

What’s your ploy, Dr. McCoy?

Yesteryear alone makes watching TAS worth it.

Also this line that should have been in Community:

I’m not a wrestling fan, so I’m going on the assumption that I can pick a truly obnoxious song for trolling purposes, especially if I’m the scripted asshole.

Which is all to say I choose Smash Mouth’s “Come On Come On”, specifically the chorus.

I’m bad at the spike bouncing and what seems to be frequent down-air attacking in general, I can never get far into it.

Dark Souls Miyazaki and Ghibli Miyakazi team up to make an action game that’s either based on or has the same vibes and visuals as Princess Mononoke or Nausicaa.

Another of the wrong 80-year-olds dead. The grim reaper has the aim of a fucking stormtrooper.

Jesus christ, I’d rather die.

“Moisturize all over me!”

I thought it was an interesting detail that in the Kelvinverse movies, Simon Pegg wears an iron ring (which I understand is ceremonial for Canadian engineers) on the finger that Doohan was missing.

…Birdo

I just got back from The Odyssey (it’s shite, Leguizamo is the only saving grace) having known none of the cast beforehand except Matt Damon, and it was kind of offputting when I saw they were both in it tbh. At least they had no scenes together.