I hear Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song.

So what was the classified part? That there are not aliens in Area 51?

Pretty sure I can confidently say that Bigfoot isn’t imprisoned in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier either. Shit, is that classified?

The different renditions tell slightly different stories IMO. There’s also a very fine bardcore version by Hildegard von Blingin’ that changes it to the story of a regretful immortal by only altering maybe 20% of the lines. I like all three versions for different reasons.

You know how some cats look like Ron Perlman?

This one looks just like this bartender I know, Jackie Daytona.

Probably Alan Price. His face is just so nyeeh, and I think he was the first one to leave the band.

Well I probably can’t say Klingon, too many goddamn nerds around here. How about Welsh? It’d be fun to go gargle at the locals in Cardiff about Doctor Who filming if I ever visit the UK.

Netherbeast Incorporated is a weird but charming vampire office comedy from 2007, featuring Darrel Hammond, Dave Foley, and Steve from Blues Clues. And a small appearance by Robert Wagner as President James Garfield.

It’s kind of dumb, but I love it. I have never met another person in real life who’s seen it.

Launch my corpse at a dead planet with water or ice, see if my bacterial colonies eventually seed new life.

Do you like 80s cheesy half-comedy horror? Re-Animator, starring the man himself, Jeffrey Combs. The first two are loosely based on the Lovecraft story, the third is an original script and goes completely off the rails, but in a fun way.

ok Thanos

It’s just the dark meat.

I’ve just kind of grown comfortable with the idea that there is no real point. I’m fine just floating through my time here seeing neat shit and hearing cool stories, and doing what I can to make things a little better for the people around me. Sort of a cozy or optimistic nihilism, though I’m probably misusing that word.

Joss Whedon is problematic in a lot of ways, but nevertheless this scene from Angel has always stuck with me: If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.

Piss off, slopfucker.

Ohh shit, I know this one. My dad had it on tape and I watched it a few times back in the day. This IS some good mindfuck.

Ooh, I really like the old-school animation throwbacks I’m seeing in pictures for The Congress. And it kinda sounds like a Black Mirror episode. Definitely going on the list.

Paul Bettany and Karl Urban

Oh, I’ve heard of this one, but I never got around to it. Sounds like the perfect time to cross it off my list.

I watched 28 Days Later during a delirious fever spell, so I think I understand where you’re coming from, lol.

I’ll give you a winter prediction: it’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be gray, and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life!

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would’ve seen it coming.