I haven’t gotten my shit together and researched specific models yet, but I’ve been looking into this a bit myself, and from what I’ve read, Sceptre appears to be one of the better brands for completely dumb TVs these days.

They make loosely braided weighted blankets. They won’t be as cool as this, but they allow for plenty of weight while still maintaining good airflow. And a far lower risk of scrotum/labia/nipple tragedy.

That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept only the lesser title of “Zinc Saucier”, which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.

That tracks. It does seem like there could have been a list of “213 things Curzon Dax is no longer allowed to do in Federation space”, a la Skippy’s List.

Mulled wine here. It’s delicious and it makes me feel medieval-fancy.

Harry Balzac

There was a time Wally West ripped into him when the League tried to talk to Wally about his kids superheroing. “I’m getting lectures in child safety from a man who’s gone through four Robins?!”

1988-20??: Red Dwarf