Well it’s 3am, I must have zoomies.

525,600 klingons

This would be great. As a huge fan of Almost Heroes, I really wish Chris Farley had gotten a chance to do more historical comedies.

Maybe Maillard in “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether”?

People who saw A Knight’s Tale.

Riding high on the success of Aladdin 2: Return of Jafar, Disney decides to pilfer from Shakespeare this time. In March of 1995, the world witnesses the release of Disney’s Othello. The entire reason for this movie’s existence is to have Gilbert Gottfried as Iago. Not just like a funny casting joke, he’s the parrot from Aladdin. He wears like a hat and vest in this one or something, and no one ever mentions Aladdin or Agrabah, but it’s like Baloo in TailSpin, you know damn well it’s the same dude.

Zuck’s just an omega-level gooner, swearsies!

Puzzles that are entirely music based with no visual cues.

They’re bad enough for me as just a guy with no rhythm or note recognition, but also just fuck deaf people I guess?

XCOM 2: War of the Chosen

He’s my friend and a whole lot more!

Root beer. It’s insidious.

Oh, I just remembered Santa’s Slay, starring wrestler Bill Goldberg as Santa, Son of Satan.

Awful, stupid, and just sort of ends. Very fun watch, especially with your inebriant of choice.

If you’re asking specifically for movies that work on both holidays, gotta give it up for Gremlins. Set at Christmas, but a nice light creature feature great for Halloween too.

Absolutely bonkers, and I honestly hope she sincerely believes that, if it helps her make her music. This is the kind of harmless crazy I’m happy to see in artists.

As though I didn’t automatically lick my lips as soon as I saw Pike?

I tell you why we’re here Terry, we got some reports someone was out in front of shuttle bay 3 offering the cadets jamaharon in exchange for Ferengi beetle snuff. Now you wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?

Yes! I had somehow missed it until earlier this year, and now I’ve watched the whole thing 3 or 4 times.

Between this, Too Many Cooks, and the Yule Logs (among others), Casper Kelly has become one of my favorite writer/directors.

Difficult choice. I like Fozzie’s bad joke schtick, and Statler & Waldorf are classic, but I think my heart truly belongs to Dr. Teeth and by extension all of The Electric Mayhem.

Try the money.