NateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoU.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’www.oregonlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up11Karrow-down111
arrow-up1990arrow-down1external-linkU.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’www.oregonlive.comNateNate60@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square141fedilink
minus-squareIndridCold@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52arrow-down1·2 months agoHe’s really thinking “All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all.”
minus-squareEndlessNightmare@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months ago“Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.” /37
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoHe needs to figure out the Mean Jerk Time.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agosome of them seemed to be too large or long for him.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoNothing a bit of determination can’t fix
He’s really thinking “All those cocks and not enough time to suck them all.”
“Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.”
/37
In a row??!?!!??!!
He needs to figure out the Mean Jerk Time.
some of them seemed to be too large or long for him.
Nothing a bit of determination can’t fix