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    1 day ago

    The chemtrail book:

    …so there I was being pulled by a rope from a plane while surfing the air just standing on this heavy metal wing thing and ignoring all physics laws that would otherwise have the air rip my skin off. I turn around and I saw the chemtrail! A yellow one! It leads to me! My crotch was making chemtrail! It stopped. What a relief! Now to see what’s in this engine chemtrail!. I’m approaching. I’m in it! Oh, its just water vapor. Well, I might as well keep surfing it, ignoring all the laws of physics.