A population with collective brain drain on par with Russia after the 2022 Invasion of Ukraine
Weather, wildlife, and pollution almost built to make you miserable/kill you
Probably one of the most “MAGA” states in the country, so you may not even be able to exist there without getting harassed by the citizenry or law enforcement
Alligator Auschwitz (Need I say more?)
Disney World and Universal make the shitty traffic and pollution worse on a regular basis, on top of being financial tar pits
Imagine combining this lovely soup of factors:
Ah, I see what you mean