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  • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world
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    Upper management - make sure everyone is in for 9 for training

    middle management - fuck better make sure everyone is there, everyone in at 8 for training,

    lowest manger - shit there is no way user will be in at 8, shit bag user be in at 7 for mandatory training!

    • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You want me in your office at 7, Brenda? Sure, I’ll come in for 7. But I’m sure as hell going via the timeclock first.

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      is anyone actually awake at 7?

      It’s not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I’m not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides.

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        If you ever have kids 7 is considered a sleep in

      • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I’m an early bird, I’m more productive at 7am than I am at 7pm. Everyone’s different. :)

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        I consider myself mostly useless at work from 9h to 9h30, and most effective from 17h to 19h

        But no way I’m staying up to 19h anymore

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        Normal people aren’t but I am. Perfect time to work undisturbed!

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          you should got to sleep sooner!

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            I am getting 7h of sleep

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