• chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    I was at the optometrist explaining the streaky lights AS I WAS WALKING OUT WITH A PRESCRIPTION FOR MY ASTIGMATISM and the doc was like “you were probably squinting, causing that effect”. Bro

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      I was getting my pupils dilated for the optometrist to properly measure the extent of my astigmatism.

      Had never had that procedure done before.

      …As I am leaving, with eyes blurry as fuck from being dilated…

      Receptionist tells me if I leave now, I might be able to dodge rush hour.

      … I wish I could have actually seen the expression on her face when she said that, but I couldn’t.

      Due to being temporarily legally blind.

      From the procedure that she had just-

      sigh

      So yeah I made it about two blocks in my car, said NOPE, and just fucking sat in a parking lot for something like an hour, till I could fucking see again.

      American health care just literally is a sadistic joke.

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        Lol I had the same procedure and sat in my car after calling someone to come pick me up, but they took too long and I decided to just drive myself anyways. I couldn’t read signs, but traffic lights and other cars were visible enough. I bet there are a lot of old people on the road driving around regularly with eyesight that bad or worse.

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          To your last point:

          Oh yeah, I am of the strong opinion that everyone should need to fully redo their drivers test, written and practical, every 5 years, hit 60, every 3 years, hit 72, every single year.

          There are way too many idiots who don’t know how to drive, and driving is such a … multi faceted skill that requires so many of your body processes to be working well… and basically all of those start to nose dive after a certain age.

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        Receptionist isn’t an opthalmologist, and she probably had no idea that you’d just been rendered temporarily legally blind.