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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 days agoThey should build a synthetic incubus/succubus to go around at night and jerk off men and inseminate women to increase the birthrate. People can opt out by posting robot.exe on the doorway.
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days ago They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus Thanks for the thought, Satan, but I think that consensus is that natural incubi and succubi are the way to go.
They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus to go around at night and jerk off men and inseminate women to increase the birthrate.
People can opt out by posting robot.exe on the doorway.
Thanks for the thought, Satan, but I think that consensus is that natural incubi and succubi are the way to go.
Just one?