gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square210fedilinkarrow-up1852arrow-down134
arrow-up1818arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square210fedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 days agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 hours agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 days agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Well yeah, time exists.