themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month agoPriorities of a good manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down113
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minus-squareBombOmOm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·edit-21 month ago“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay” “We know. Now, would you like some tacos?” “What?” “Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·1 month ago“I told you, I’m gay.” “And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
minus-squarebleistift2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month ago“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month ago“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 month agoOh I read that totally different. “Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck” “Word, these supreme though?”
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoThat’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month ago“I’m watching my weight” “This is how we knew”
“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”
“We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”
“What?”
“Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
“I told you, I’m gay.”
“And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
“Oh, does that mean you can’t eat tacos?”
“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”
Oh I read that totally different.
“Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”
“Word, these supreme though?”
That’s not a euphemism - I really am going to eat these actual tacos. You in or what?
“I’m watching my weight”
“This is how we knew”