Mom: “He’s not born here so he’s same as you, if he can do it, why can’t you do it?” (said as half joking)
Me with severe depression and social anxiety: … (literally no words lol)
(Note to mod: this is not really politics, more like a joke about parent expectations)
- Run on an left-wing populist platform.
- Don’t fall for the anti-woke brainrot.
- Have a good campaign, that doesn’t look down on the youth.
- ???
- Profit!
Run against a known molester and a failed radio host.
I’m happy he won [I live here] but Adams hadn’t been arrested then Adams would have gotten the second term.
The standard text for this meme is “Y U NO [verb]”.
Mom: “Y UR MEMES ALWAYS USED WRONG?”
Don’t forget “Why can’t you? Are you missing an arm or a leg” or whatever your language’s equivalent is.
When do you become a doctor?
Your slice of life is funny. At least you don’t get: …(news: “terrible shit is happening”) …the bible says…the sky is falling…the end times…Armageddon… Come back to (sadistic masochism where everyone goes through the motions and no one is intelligent or real or cares about anyone as evidenced by their actions) kingdom hall. (be like the rest of us that never paid any attention to the conspiracy level nonsensical explanation of the reason why Jehovah’s Witnesses exist in the Revelations book.)
I don’t know, it might be fun to improvise against some fresh hate materials. The same thing all the time gets old but polished responses.
