Sausage and smoked cheddar grits with a side of day old bread turned into french toast.
Cost per person is weird because I ate so much sausage but if it was evenly distributed in a healthy amount the cost per person would be about $2.18. as shown it’s closer to $4.24.
And I hate puns. But sometimes my need to make a joke based on deliberate misinterpretation overrides that.
I get it, I’ve been making dad jokes for 20 years. Double the amount of time I’ve been a dad.