Seriously, though…ugh. I have to post these now for both stress relief and to not have them be in my recent files when someone grabs my laptop to “look something up real quick” like they don’t have a damn smartphone.
Edit: Re-uploaded to add “aunt who is only nice because she’s sucking up to grandma for the inheritance” who just texted she’s coming.
I host Thanksgiving, by that I mean I cook turkey, mashed potatoes, rolls, and then whatever else I want for me, my husband, and my twin. That’s it.
I do not go to mother’s or husband’s cousins. “Twin works Thanksgiving at a grocery store, I must give them a quiet Thanksgiving” works real well to convince people to not ask again.