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minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·11 hours agoHow many animals have we ground up and put through a sieve into salt water to be this confident about it being the only animal that can do this? I need sources.
minus-squaregreedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 hours agoI think there’s nematodes that we’ve blended up before, but instead you get a bunch of nematodes instead of just one.
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-24 hours ago“Hey, Bob, watcha getting up to?” “I’m just chopping up these worms.” “… Why?” “… sssssscience?” “Holy shit, they’re all functioning individually!” “Oh, thank fu- I mean, yeah, that’s what I was testing for. …Do we have any dogs?” “…”
minus-squareelbiter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoI’m trying with a dog now, the hamster and the cat didn’t work…
minus-squareLyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-24 hours agoI mean, enough that manufacturing of homogenizers is a thing. https://improbable.com/2021/05/13/shakespeare-and-the-whole-mouse-homogenizer/?amp=1 The ad features the comforting headline: “Only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds”
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoI shouldn’t have asked for sources…
minus-squareAppleTea@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 hours agois this the biologist’s equivalent of “assume a flat, frictionless plane” Assume A Perfectly Homogeneous Liquid Mouse
How many animals have we ground up and put through a sieve into salt water to be this confident about it being the only animal that can do this? I need sources.
I think there’s nematodes that we’ve blended up before, but instead you get a bunch of nematodes instead of just one.
“Hey, Bob, watcha getting up to?”
“I’m just chopping up these worms.”
“… Why?”
“… sssssscience?”
“Holy shit, they’re all functioning individually!”
“Oh, thank fu- I mean, yeah, that’s what I was testing for. …Do we have any dogs?”
“…”
I’m trying with a dog now, the hamster and the cat didn’t work…
Ed… ward…
No…
I mean, enough that manufacturing of homogenizers is a thing. https://improbable.com/2021/05/13/shakespeare-and-the-whole-mouse-homogenizer/?amp=1
I shouldn’t have asked for sources…
is this the biologist’s equivalent of “assume a flat, frictionless plane”
Assume A Perfectly Homogeneous Liquid Mouse