Yeah, I’m not dancing around that thing. Lit candles strapped to dry pine trees indoors were already insane enough, but who knows what shattering some of that glassware might result in?
“We take great pride in the fact that none of the survivors have ever claimed our Christmas parties are boring.”
Edit: Bonus: “The octanitrocubane was a big hit. Overpressure, you know? When we claim that party lifted the roof, we’re not being figurative. Blew out the walls too.”
Yeah, I’m not dancing around that thing. Lit candles strapped to dry pine trees indoors were already insane enough, but who knows what shattering some of that glassware might result in?
“Everything” - The mad alchemist.
Lacerations
“We take great pride in the fact that none of the survivors have ever claimed our Christmas parties are boring.”
Edit: Bonus: “The octanitrocubane was a big hit. Overpressure, you know? When we claim that party lifted the roof, we’re not being figurative. Blew out the walls too.”