• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Those motion activated animatronic holiday decorations have worked wonders for me, especially the countertop christmas trees that just look like normal trees until the GIANT CAT-EATING FACE APPEARS FROM WHERE IT WAS HIDING IN THE BUSH AND STARTS SCREAMING FOR THE FLESH OF FLUFFUMS AND GOES AT HER WITH A KNIFE AND OUR HOUSE IS BEING INVADED SOUND THE ALARM FLEE ESCAPE CLAW THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF MOM BY ATTEMPTING TO CLIMB HER IN YOUR HASTE TO GET AWAY THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE AND THE END TIMES ARE UPON US also I peed on the counters a little DEMON, DEMON, IT’S A DEMON, EVERYONE INTO THE SECURITY BUNKER WE INSTALLED UNDER THE COUCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL