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        14 hours ago

        The leopard didn’t eat [gestures somewhere] all my face! I am chosen! I am selected!

        MTG, standing eyeball-deep in feasted leopard shit, gnashing and tearing away the flaps of flesh the leopard left behind

      • friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        Really? That would be quite a convincing act. “Typical of Republican men telling a woman to ‘shut up get back in the kitchen and fix me something to eat.’ F*** you in the sweetest most southern drawl I can enunciate” doesn’t seem like a show.