• HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world
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    Man… back in the day my cousin saw a Hanson music video and he just “Wow, that drummer is going to be so hot when she grows up.”

    I had to inform him they are the Hanson brothers.

    Then only many years later I thought back about this and realised how gross it was. He was about 30 at the time.

    *edit, my spelling mistakes.

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      2 days ago

      I had an uncle walk through the house while a Britney Spears music video was playing. The one where her pants are super low. He said to me, his 13 year old niece, “her pants should go lower” I vomit at the idea recalling the look he gave me, like I was one of his buddies at work or something. Ugh

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        Lower than your balls hang, old man?

        People should really call out things like this, I was too young at the time but at least I got to see my cousin’s face when he realised he had been perving over a teen boy instead of a girl.

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      Your reaction is 100% correct, but also the Hanson brothers are pretty physically attractive now. Their opinions are about as disgusting as your cousin’s, though.

      Also, when my friends found out that I had a crush on the youngest one (he’s a couple of years older than I am), they made fun of me and called me gay. I told them they were jealous cuz I was gonna marry a celebrity. Not that I was anywhere near it, but glad I dodged that bullet!

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      I’m still puking from the guy at my first job that said he couldn’t wait for the olsen twins to turn 18 and slobbering about ‘what he’d do to them’