Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks…

330100-90000=240100

240,100 is pretty close to 250,000. 250000*4=1,000,000

Unless you just misread the tweet or chart, in which case, sorry for explaining the wrong part.

They should test it out on each other to find out who’s right. Loser wins.

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about

Freedom costs a buck oh five