I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.
I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.
Divorced over a decade, no contact since. My ex and I were in a stupid cult when we married, and apparently he still is. They don’t allow remarriage unless one partner has “committed adultery.” He wrote saying he sees online that I’m living with another dude, but can I confirm whether or not I’ve had sex?
I ignored it.
“No I haven’t had sex yet but I’ll let you know the moment that I do” followed by blocking them
I don’t blame you for ignoring it, but I read that as a request for confirmation whether they could remarry or not. I think I may have replied with the briefest confirmation possible and then refused any other contact.
He can remarry. We’re divorced. Its between him and the cult of they want to punish him for it. I refuse to give them any power.
“Sorry, but after our relationship I became celibate and it’s been great. Good luck! Please don’t contact me again.”
This is funnier and takes even less effort though.
I actually feel bad for the dude, though.
I mean I don’t know specifics obviously but cults aren’t exactly women-forward tmk so I don’t tend to have much sympathy for the men in one.
Not sure how awful you would want to be in that situation, but with a lot more effort it could be even funnier without any words but a lewd picture instead, if your partner is up for it.