I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
    10·
    8 hours ago

    I offered to tag along to their meeting, just to see his the look on his face when I walked through the door and introduced myself as her husband.

    Oh man, that would have been priceless. The one-liners you could have used are endless:

    • “Wait, this is the guy who thinks he’s the ‘master race’? Seriously?!”
    • “Did you find out if he has to shop for his white robes in the children’s section?”