Despite a pledge from DNC Chair Ken Martin to release the post-election report, the committee announced Thursday it would not share it publicly.
Despite a pledge from DNC Chair Ken Martin to release the post-election report, the committee announced Thursday it would not share it publicly.
The report: “Moving further right and chasing mythical unicorn Republicans who would magically vote for a Democrat instead of actually giving voters what they want doesn’t work. Nor does supporting genocide without question.”
DNC: “…well we can’t print that now can we. It’s all our donors allow us to do. Get Cheney back on the line, we’ll trot her out again and just try harder to get Republicans to vote for us!”
depressingly plausible take.